I fucking quit with this website, man. Someone call 911. I can’t breathe.
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Aladdin and his magical car pet
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
"hey what’s the date?" "christmas 3rd"
just watch this please
I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.
i feel like this is all i needed in my life
This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A HAT